The Celebritus Americanus (or American celebrity) is a creature hunted, studied, dissected and eventually discarded. Today, e-Travel Blackboard dons their safari gear and joins experienced trackers, TMZ, on a tour through the wilds of Hollywood to spot these, sometimes illusive, creatures in their 'natural' environment.
Often thought to be nocturnal, the Celebritus Americanus, drawn by hunger (or Valentino), will occasionally make the dangerous journey into daylight. Harangued by paparazzi, they have adapted camouflage techniques (the covering of faces with open fingers, dating a Kardashian) in the hope of going about their everyday lives (dating a Kardashian) undetected.
Like avid bird watchers the paparazzi stalk their prey and have, at the ready, a steady slew of celebrity-spotting tools. Join e-Travel Blackbird on the TMZ Hollywood Tour to learn their secrets.
Preparing for the hunt
Safari suit up
The Big Five
Stay tuned to e-Travel Blackboard for more on celebrities and the West Hollywood music scene tomorrow.
Thursday, 24 May 2012
Celebrity hunting in Hollywood
Source = e-Travel Blackboard: G.A